America...Truck Yeah!
Okay... Kudos to whoever painted this thing, because you did an amazing job, and we all know nothing symbolizes the greatest nation in the world more than a giant Cadillac truck pimped out MTV-style.
They are still standing in our hearts with a badass eagle (Homeland Security) watching over them closely.
What better way to immortalize our nation's great historical figures. They're watching us spread freedom!
Albert Einstein immortalized alongside George W. Bush and camels.
Policing the world with a shitload of eagles and guns.
Heroes blow shit up!
Wear a hard hat when you're around this thing and the people who had it made.
This symbolizes the cold, capitalist heart of America...
with lots of propaganda spreading telescreens and a naked woman on the back of the seat.
Notice there is no Statue of Liberty. They didn't want anything associated with French people on this masterpiece.
I thought about adding a MIDI version of the national anthem for background music,
but there's already too much patriotism to take in at once here.